Class me padhate hue medam k blouse k 2 button khul gaye, ye dekh kar 2 ladke hasne lage, is par madam boli-
Student: sir gandhi ji ke sar pe baal kyon nahi the? sir: intelligent logo ki nishani hai, student: han tabi to ladkion ke itne lambe baal hote hain
Air and students have the same mentality. how..? . . . . . . . both turn the book pages without reading..!!
1student ko apni life mai, sabse zyada praoud kab hota hai ? jab usko exam mai kuch na aata ho, aur piche se teacher aake kahe copy chupa lo picche wala dekh reha hai.
Teachr: if u give 100$ 2 ur frnd but he neds nly 50$, so hw much wil he retrn u? stdnt: nthng. teachr: u don't knw maths.! stdnt: u dnt knw my frnz...
A student attached 100rs note 2 his test paper & wrote : 1 rs for 1 mark, . . . . . paper checker sent him rs 81 back & wrote: u got 19 marks keep d change
Teacher, student se jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho but jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho. student, teacher se sir app to mare land jase hian
Law professor: which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business? student: father-in-law!
A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ? student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.
Teacher: kabir ka doha sunao! student: kabira kaiso kaiso, doha diyo banay, khud toh upar khisak liyo, humku gayo fasay.
Teacher:ek saal me kitni raate hoti hai? gopal:10 raate hoti hai ji !! teacher:10 raate, kaise? gopal: 9 navaraati aur 1 shivraatri
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, usse chahna ek bhool hai. jo inki soch mein gul hai, samjho uski compartment ke chances full hai..