Teacher-"mai teri jaan nikal dugi" ka futher tense kya hoga% studant_!tu'sali hath laga kar to dikha: fir bata hu tera futhere kya hoga;
Teacher ka darja maa se bhi ucha q hota hai?? qki maa lori se 1 bacche ko sulati hai, lekin teacher lecture se puri class ko sulata hai.
Attitude. sir to student: . parhai karo varna koi tumhe job nahe dega. . . student to sir: parhai woh log kartay hain jisay job chahiye, hum to job dein gay
Teacher: homework kyun nhi kiya? student: sir, light nhi thi teacher: to mom batti jala lete student: sir, maachis nhi thi teacher: machis kiun nai thi student: pooja ghar me rkhi thi. teacher: to wahan se le aate student: nahaya hua nhi tha teacher: nahaye kiun nhi thy student: pani nhi tha sir teacher: pani kiun nhi tha? student: sir motor nhi chal rahi thi. teacher: ullu k pathy motor kiun nai chal rahi thi ? student: sir bataya to hy light nhi thi
Aapka style aapki smile aapki aankhen aapki baatein aapka bolna aapka chalna aapka muskurana aapka sharmana aapka aandaz uff allah. . . koi 1 to theek kar lo ?
Teachers r hot water parents r mineral water enemies r salt water lover is ice water but friends r daru ki bottle khusi ho ya gam, de sath hr dum....
Teacher class mein student se puchti hai. teacher:jiss aadmi ke dono haath na ho, usse english mein kya kahenge? student:hands free mam.
Teacher-ye kiska signature he.? "@@@@@@@" student-meri mummy ka. teacher- ye kaisa naam hai? student-ji, unka naam hai "jalebi bai"
Nursury k student ne exam sheet pr, susu karke teachr se kha ho gya. teachr-gadhe ye kya kia stud-madam,apne hi kaha tha, pahle jo aa rha he wahi krna .
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books . . . . . . . . . . they hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!? ? ?
Teacher : agar irada pakka ho to ??? to??? hasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai. student : rehne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri, miss nahi misses hoti..
Teacher mere que. ka ans. bina ruke do? bharat ke rastrapati kon h? kutab minar kaha h? satabadi express kis rafatar se chalti h? murgi hume kya deti h? studnt bina ruke ans. dete hue smt. pratibha patil dehli me 140 km prati ghante ki raftar se ande deti h.