Teacher: maria, go to the map and find north america . maria: here it is. teacher: correct. now class, who discovered america ? class: maria.
Class mein techer ne bachho ko kaha ki apne teacher ke uper english mein 10 lines likho kuch der baad pappu khada hua aur teacher se puchta hai “sir, haramkhor ko english mein kya kahte hai?“:d:d
When someone says that “nothing can be more complicated than love”, . . . throw maths text books on their face!
Teacher: ek aisa sentence batao jis me math punjabi or english ka sahi istimal hua ho..?? . . stdnt: lak 28 kuri da 47 weight kuri da.
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? student : register me check kar le, teacher : kaha se ho ? student : school record me dekh le, teacher : sabse jyada pyar kise krte ho, mom or dad ? student : mere dil se puch le, teacher : tera dil kaha hai ? student : teri beti se puch le . students rocks...
Aaj dosti se bharosa uth gaya mera . . . . . . . . . . aaj apne hi dost ne class me keh diya ki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . padhne de yaaarrr.:d:d
Guruji: bachho yeh batao ki, monday se friday...5 days working and sat-sun holiday. yeh policy ki kalpana sabse pehle kisne ki thi? pappu : draupadi ne. guruji abhi tak behosh hai!:d:d
Attitude of engineering student at exam, teacher: “kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye?” student: “sir, breakfast karke aaya hoon, aur aap?“
Maths teacher class mein padhate hue kahta hai. teacher: “jab main tumhare jitna tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the” pappu ne ye suna aur hanste hue teacher ko bola pappu: “aate honge sir ji, aap ko koi achha teacher padhata hoga“:d:d
Teacher bachon se: “dopehar ko sham ne ram ki behan se pyaar kiya” bacho iska future tense banao.” ek ladka khada hokar bola: “raat ko sham ram ki patni ke saath pyaar karega“:d:d
Teacher: agar tum tumari gf ko 500 do, aur usko sirf 200 ki zarurat ho to, wo kitne wapas degi ??.. student: kuchh bhi nahi… teacher: kya tum itni si bhi maths nahi jante??