Ques: whats the height of hope? ans: sitting in the exam hall, holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself: "dude, do not worry. exams will get postponed!"
Teacher to half-asleep pappu in class, "who invented steam engine?" pappu: what sir? teacher: very good. it's correct. james watt, it is.
Teacher to students : jo bacha 20 tak counting sunaega use main ek pappi dungi. ek bacha : madam 100 tak aati hai aap scheme poori batao.
Shayar ka beta school me teacher:" what is noun ??.. student:" arz karta hoon,..kutta bhi hota hai apni gali mein king, wah wah.... kutta bhi hota hai apni gali mein king......... noun is a name of any person, place or thing.
!!!..doctor after operation and student after examination,,,.both tell the same answer... . . . . . . . we tried our best...can't say anything right now...!!!!
"exam time aate hi books ka chhaa jata hai suroor" "kitni taiyari kre, smjh na aaye huzur",,qki "jo rehte hain hamari nazro se dur" "woh questions exam mai aate hain jarur"
Class mein madam padahane ke mood mein nahi thi, to madam ke dimag mein ek question aaya aur bachhon se puchne lagi. madam: “agar tumhare school ke samne koi bomb rakh de to tum kya karoge?” pappu: “ek, do minute dekhenge agar koi le jata hai to theek hai, nahi to stafroom mein rakh denge“
Teacher pappu se: “khali jagah poori karo, 900 chuhe kha kar billi ________ chali” pappu: “900 choohe kha kar billi slow-slow chali” teacher gusse se: “khade ho jao, mazak karte ho” pappu: “miss ye bhi maine aapka dil rakhne ke liye keh diya warna 900 choohe kha kar billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta“
True fact.. class 10: "beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir saari zindagi aaraam karna.." . . class 11: "beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le phir aaram se rehna.." . . graduation: "beta, bas degree achhi tarah puri karle, phir aaraam rahega.." . . . after graduation: "beta, post graduation kar le, phir maje karna.." . . after post graduation: "nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega.." : agree students ??
Pappu : sir humara poty aaya hai. maths teacher : to main kya karu? toilet chala jaa. pappu : up galat samajhra sir, humara answer poty (40) aaya hai. . . maths teachr soked!! pappu rock..!!
Teacher ne class mein bachchon ka dimag jan ne ke liye puchha teacher: “batao bachcho ki ishq aur pyaar mein kya farak hai” koi bachcha kuch bolta is se pahle pappu khada hua aur bola pappu: “madam pyaar wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte ho aur ishq wo hai jo hum aapki beti se karte hai“ madam shoked pappu rocked
Ek student roz - roz maths sir ko phone lagata . . maths sir's wife:-kitni baar bataya k woh mar chuke hai . . . fir baar baar phone kyu karte ho....?? . . . . . . student :- sun ke bahut accha lagta hai.