Teacher: tum meri class mein so nahin sakte. student: so sakta hun sar, agar aap thoda dheere bolein.
Today's thought teacher:wat is the name of place its made by a man but he cant go there student: . . . . a ladies toilet miss teacher:?????
Ek student university toilet me gaya jab wo seat pe baitha to samne, deewar pe likha hua tha "itna zor padhai me lagate to 1st aa jate"
Teacher :- tumhare papa kya kaam karte hai..? student :- pwd k maalik hai. teacher :- bahut achchhe, waise ye pwd kya hai..? student :- pakode wali dukaan..!
Teacher- bittu.... which one is bigger.... lion or elephant..? bittu after lot of thinking replies. bittu- tell me the date of birth madam. then only i can tell..
Master. bam gire to kaha chupoge student. machardani me master. kyu student. jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, to itna bada bum ghak ghusega.
Teacher - birbal kon tha? student - pata nahi . teacher - padai pe dhayn do, to pata chalega, student – jacky kaun ha teacher - pata nahi student - beti pe dhayn do, to pata chalega.
Teacher: sach aur veham mai kya fark hai? stud: aap jo hum ko padha rahe ho wo sach hai lekin hum padh rahe hai ye apka veham hai.
Student:miss kya raat ko aap, mujhe call kar rahi thi? miss:no student:kamal hai subha mere mobile pe likha tha: (miss call)-
Teacher 2 gujarati : padhai karo, warna koi tumhe job nahi dega.... gujarati : padhai wo log karte, jise job chahiye, hum to job denge.
Teacher: aapko shahrukh khan ki movie rab ne bana di jodi se kya lesson mila? student: kabhi umeed mat haaro. kyon k shadi shada larki bhi phans sakti hai.
Teacher : repeat the sentence "delhi me qutub minar hai.." . . student (in a sleepy tone) : "dubai mein kutta beemar hai....