One of the best school memories !! . . . . counting students in each row, to see which paragraph i have to read out loud =d
Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h, . teacher- dog? student- bow bow! . . teacher- cat? student- meow meow! . . teacher- lion? student- aah aah aah aaahhhh.. oh yeahh…. . . . . teacher: i said lion, not ‘leone’..! :d
Bubblo nay english k paper k liye "my besy friend" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "my father" ka essay a gaya. ab us nay socha k "my best friend" ka essay he likhta ho lakin friend k jaga father ka word likh don ga. ab essay kuch u tha. "father are everywhere but good father rare very rare. i have so many father but my best father is mr.hassan. he is my neighbour. he often comes to my house and my mother likes him very much."
This 1 is killer ..... teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya hai.. student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
Maths sir: what is a ‘ line’? a genius answered: a line is a dot, going 4 a walk…! sir: so wat r parallel lines?? a dot going fr a walk wid his galfrn….!!! he he he ..:)
1 engineering stdnt 1 mba stdnt 1 mca stdnt boat me ja rahe the 1 jin aaya aur bola “samundar me koi cheez phenko.. agar maine dhoond li toh me tumhe maar doonga.. aur agar nahi dhoond paaya toh main tumhara gulaam” mba stdnt ne needle phenki jin ne dhoond li aur use maar diya mca stdnt ne memory card phenka jin ne dhoond liya aur use b maar diya engineering stdnt ne disprine ki goli phenki goli paani me ghool gayi engineering stdnt bola: chal beta ghar chal bahut assignment pade hai!!! :-1
Our parents have many options to kill us: 1- poison 2- sleeping pills 3- hanging by neck 4- throwing 4rm roof but they choose ”education” ”qasam se tarpa tarpa k marty hen” :d
If ever u start missng ur school days ur class ur frnd circle ur canteen or anythng abt ur skooling thn jst open ur report cards sara nasha utar jaega
Teacher : agar koi school k samne bomb rakh deta hai to kya kroge? student : 1-2 din dekhege, agar koi le jata hai toh thik hai, warna… staff room me rakh denge! ;-) :p
Sir to student:- a b c d se shuru hone wale alphabets se sentence banao.? . student:- . . a=apki b=beti ka c=cell number d=dijiye. :p
*extraordinarily khatarnak student* teacher: "do you know avogadro's number"? student: "avogadro ladka tha ya ladki"? ... teacher: "ladka" student: "sorry dude, mai ladko ke number nahi rakhta" ;) :p
Tchr-ek achha ladka ladki ko kaise propose krega. boy-wo use naav me baitha k, samundar k beech me le ja k kahega "i love u" bol nhi to meri naav se utar.