Tchr-batao kutta puch q hilata hai? . . . . . . . . . . boy – q ki puch me itni taakat nhi hoti k wo kutte ko hila sake!! . . sidhi baat no bakvas.. clear hai!! ;-)
Teacher: what will u do after growng up..?? . student: facebooking . teacher: no! i mean what will u become…?? . student: admin of facebook pages . teacher: o my g0d! i mean what will u achieve after u grow up…?? . student: facebook admin rights . teacher: idiot! i mean what will u do 4 ur parents…?? . student: i create a page for them on facebook. “i luv mom n dad. . teacher: stupid! what do ur parents want from u…?? :@ . student: my facebook password. . teacher: oh god! what is the purpose of ur life?;> . student: facebook but never face a book.. student rocks….teache r shock
Teacher- larki aur larke me kya fark hai? . pappu – larki 1saal me ek hi bachche ki maa ban sakti hai. but larke 1 saal me 365 bachon ke papa ban sakte hai…… teachr shocks :o pappu rocks :-d
Teacher: tum late kyu aaye…?? . student: ghar mein ammi abbu ki ladai ho rhi thi… . . teacher: wahan tumhara kya kaam …?? . student: mera ek juta ammi k pas or dosra abbu k pass tha
Height of faltoo joke .. .. . . teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? student: sir 9 haathi teacher: wah tumhe kaise pata chala? student: sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.. moral of the story: roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!:p
Ek ladka train me chadne laga akashwani hui: “isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi” . plane me chadne laga aawaj aayi “ye crash ho jayega” . bus me aawaj aayi “ye khai me gir jayegi” . ladka gusse se- “kaun hai…?” . aawaz aai- “god” . ladka-” engineering me jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya….???
True graduation speech: . . . . . . “first, i’d like to thank google. secondly, i’d like to thank copy and paste! thirdly, i’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
Sch00l ki w0 yaadgaar m0ment jab aap ka best frend aap ka bag utha kar phenkny lagta ha aur aap kehty h0 . . . (',')/ <|| 0ye na phenk... islamiyat ki kitab hai bag main = p
The awesome moment.. . . . . . . . . . when light goes and students start making different voices in class=d
1 bar me school me gadha lekar aaya teacher: -’o my god.! gadha q laye ho :o . . . . . . . . me :- aapne ek baar kaha tha k maine bade -bade gadho ko insan banaya hai maine socha iski bhi life ban jayegi.. =p =d
Physics teacher: what is this measurable unit “µ” called? . . . . . . student : torrent…… teacher shocked……. student rocked…. :p :d
7 reasons why i choose engineering… # i hate 2 rest # i have already enjoyed life in childhood. # i luv tension # i don’t want to spend time with family.. # i want to take revenge from myself # i luv 2 study on sundays & holidays &the best one # pass hone ki khushi bardasht nahi hoti thi yaar, kasam se.. :d