Chemistry ki class mein sir ne 1 ladki se poocha! “what is nitrate..?” . . . ladki sharma kar boli . . . . . . . . . . . “kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho… night rate is 5000/- sirf aap k liye…aur hotel ka alag
Teacher: iss gadhay ko tum apnay sath school kiyun le ke aa gaye ho…? student: madam aap nay kaha tha ke aap nay baray baray gadhon ko insaan banaya hai, so main nay socha iski life ban jaye hi.. :-d
Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss kar do . . . aur next day , pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya padhaya gaya tha ? kuch homework bhi hai kya ? . . . . . . wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to mai b nhi gya tha
Teacher: agr irada pka ho to “jo” hasil krna chaho wo zaroor milta ha. . . . student: rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to app meri miss nahi”misses” hotein.
Urdu ki teacher, “”wo dekho ek khoubsorat larki khari hai..”" ..is jumlay ko apne alfaaz mai likho.. student: “abey wo dekh teri bhabi”…>)
That moment when the teacher says: “those who want to talk can leave the class” and then you look at your friend & ask: “chalen kya?”
A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -should be absent at least 3 times a week -should come in class 10mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier -should not give any homework and assignments -should not ask any questions to students -should not disturb the students by teaching while they are talking
Dear teachers, please turn your phones off for class too,,, sincerely, get a mini heart attack every time it goes off and i think it’s mine,, :p
Teacher:”maine kal subah ek ladki dekhi.” iska future tense banao. . . . . . . . . . . student: hum kal tak wo fassa lenge :pp :d dd
Teacher : wo kaun hai jo aasman me urti hai par bachche zameen par deti hai ? . . . . . . . . . pappu kuch dair sochne ke baad…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . air hostess :d :d
Height of student talent. teachr: u just got 5 marks & still ur laughing. . .. . . . . . . student: i’m wondering how i got 5 marks even i wrote ‘honey singh- ‘angrezi beat’ nd hookah bar lyrics :d