Teacher:lofer aur offer me kya antar hai?? student:simple mam, ladka 'i love you' bole to "lofer" or ladki bole to "offer...
Teacher - ande ke faide batao .... .... . . . . . .... .... student - sir, bahot faide hai na. agar ye exam me mil jaye toh agale saal ki books ke paise bach jayenge
Hostel student to his frnd:"yaar dhoka ho gaya.. . . frnd:" kya ho gaya.. ?? . . . . student:" yaar ghar se books ke liye paise mangaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di..
Rahul gandhi ek school visit par gaya... . . class ko practical karwane laga ..... usne apni pocket se 5 ka sikka nikal kar, tezaab (acid) ke glass mein daal diya , aur students se poocha: ye sikka mehfooz rahega ya ghul jayega? . . 1 student :mehfooz rahe ga, . . rahul gandhi hairat se : tumhe kaise pata? student : ager is sikkey ko tezaab mein ghulna hota to aap ye apni jaib se nahi, hum se maangte..
Teacher :- isko hindi me translate karo..... hey friends, look a beautiful girl is standing there...... . . . . . . . student :- wo dekho saalo, tumhari bhabhi khadi hai.....p:d
... f a c t ... teachers are those who helps us in resolving problems which without them we wouldn't have ... ;->
This is student life * definitions altered..:d 1- speed : getting ready in 5 minutes 2- sharing : whole class copying one assignment 3- presentation skills : can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :d ......4- editing : your report contains at least 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied 5- multi tasking: playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening your teacher!!! fwd this to every student of your class...
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? ram: gandhi ji ka janm hua. teacher: ok beth jao. teacher (sardar se)- batao 1872 me kya hua ? sardar: gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
Life of student: . . . pc hai net nhi... . . . atm hai paise nhi.. . . cell hai balance nhi.. . . . . frnd hai girl frnd nhi.. . . . exam hai tension nhi.. . . . padhna hai mood nhi... . . agree guys ??
Teacher to pappu : why are u late? all ur classmates came to class on time. . . . . . . . . pappu: ?jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.?
Teacher:agar aapna character thik karna ho ....... tho aapne har teacher ko aapne pita saman samjo ......... student: leken sir eaise tho mummy ka character karab ho ga ye ga na.........
Engineering student to a girl- . . . . . . . . . student : mere pass intelligence hai, sense of humour hai tumhaare pass kya hai?? girl : i am hot student : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki…..