School main aag lag gayi sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha, teacher ne pucha beta y r u sad? bcha: sir aap to zinda bach gaye
Great students like us, work on the ‘principle of rockets’ it does’nt mean we aim for the skies, it means we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
Teachr: agar apna character acha karna hai to apni her teacher ko maa samjho.. student: lekin miss is se to hamare abbu ka character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
Ek student dusre se: “aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai, jo pehle hum ne na kia ho” 2nd student: “to phir chal thora sa parh lain.”
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye 1 keera smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya teacher : “aap ne kya sekha” student: smoking se keere mar jate hain.
Master : khali jaga pura karo.. 900 chuhay kha kar billi___chali.. stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr billi matak matak kr chali.. master(ghusse se) kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho? stdnt: sir ye b mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna 900 chuhay kha kr billi chal to kya hil b nhi sakti…!
Self protection with heavy flirt: . . teacher: why are u sleeping in the class? . . student: your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep. . . teacher: then why other students are not sleeping? . . student: they aren't listening to u mam..!
Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? student- mendak.? tech- very good, baki char bolo. . student- uski maa ?, uska baap ?, uski behan ? aur uska bhai ?..
Teacher:what is the surname of columbas? student: sir nowhere written about his surname? only he was the founder of america is written!!!! teacher: no you must have to tell me.. there is a boy in last bench stand up and says: sir columbas was patel!!! teacher angry and ask why? student: because he was going to america without visa....
Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki student:- sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha tchr :- "o i c" student:- na-na sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c
One day a teacher ask to student's teacher: what's the height of a hope one student reply sitting in exam hall and saying duet don't worry exam will postponed