A boy of 1std class 2 his teacher: do you like me? miss: yes dear.. you are so sweet. student: when should i send my parents 2 ur home? miss. why? student: 2 talk about us. miss: wat do you mean? student: hey for tuition . namaku padipudhan mukiyam..
What is the solution for 2+2.? options : a) 4 b) four c) iv d) 4.0 now you realize why engineers get arrears.?!
In how many days a 500page book can be read. writer-1week docter-2week lawyer-1month student-”one night before the exam” that is “students power’
Flipped it in the air & said, “head, i go to sleep.” tail, i watch a movie. if it stands on the edge i’ll study
Teacher in girls class. here are 2 meanings of every sentence. girl: well than show us. teacher: don’t ask, it also have 2 meanings.
Most irritating moment: morning alarms. most difficult task: to find socks. most dreadful journey:way to class. most lovely time:meeting friends. most tragic:test in 1st period. most wonderful news:teacher is absent. most relaxing area:canteen. most funny moment:teacher cracks joke & nobody laughs. worst moment: mark sheet in hand.student life is the best .
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? student: “father in law”.
Tchr : pasive me badlo! “bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain” stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”
High level confidence! teacher 2 student: if u tel me “where is god”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees. student : n if u tell me “whr god is not” i’l reward u 200rs