Appu:* miss, you called to my mobile?* teacher: *me? no, why?* appu:* yesterday i saw in my mobile- 1 miss call”. (had never thought of it) *
Appu : i am proud, coz my son is in medical college . friend: really, what is he studying? appu : no, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Sir:* what is the difference between orange and apple?* appu:* color of orange is orange, but color of apple is not apple
Ukg son to his mom son: i don’t want to go to school mom: why.? son: want to work mom: what work will you do with ukg knowledge.? son: take tution for lkg girls
Ragging comedy: senior student: on your marriage i will kiss your wife….. junior student: o.k, fine but i’m going to marry your sister…. “think smart”
Teacher: what r the people of turkey called? student: i don’t know. teacher: they r called turks, now what r the people of germany called? student: they r called germs.
Teacher: give me sentence with a direct object. student: every one thinks you are the best teacher. teacher: than, but what is the object? student: to get good marks!
Kid: teacher can i go to the bath room ? teacher: (correcting him) “may” i go to the bathroom ? kid: miss but i asked 1st .. !
3 best jokes of college life : 1. don’t disturb me, i want to study…. 2. no class, lets go to library and the biggest one…….. 3. sir, i have a doubt.
Speed: ge-ting ready 4 college in 5 min.. sharing: the whole class copying 1 assignment…. presentation skill: can present the same answer in 5 different ways 4 5 different questions….. editing: ur record contains at least 10 pages less den the person 4m whom u copied… recycling: we use same books are seniors used & pass 2 next generation…. multitasking: play games in cell, chat with friends & day dreams and still presented 2 pay attention…. art: grafitic’s artwork seen in our benches… humor: v provide unintentional comedy viva.
Genius question: what is the value of 2×2? 6th std: 4, without delay. 12th std: 4, i think. ug: uses calculator and tells that it may be 4. pg: writes a c program and tells it may be around 4. phd. student: spends 6 months on this and finds a new programming language that fits for solving those problems then tells that the program says 4, but i doubt i have debugged all the errors. moral: we are born genius. education ruins us….