Teacher: "four beautiful galz r walking on the road".change this to exclamatory sentence. student: wow....!
Students logic: the more u study, the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know so y study? actually its my logic hows it
Teacher: aapko amir khan aur kajol ki movie fanaa se kya lesson mila? student: andhi, looli, langdi jo bhi mile patalo.
Teacher: four beautiful girls are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence. student: wow !
Teacher : isaac newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. student : right. had he sat in the class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
School viva... sir: tell ohms law... stud: sir i dont know fully... i know only last part of it... sir: :ok tell that.. stud: this is called ohms law;-)
Sir : what is your name? stud : butter red govorment. sir : what? stud : sir up bohot stupid ho, mera name makhan lal sorkar.
Boy:- my father's name is ''laughing'' and my mother's name is ''smiling''. teacher :- you must be kidding. boy :- no, that's my brother. and i am joking.
Sir : what is your name? stud : butter red govorment. sir : what? stud : sir up bohot stupid ho, mera name makhan lal sorkar.
Lkg teacher:: if you tell 1-10 without any mistakes,i ll give you one kiss. terror boy:: if i tell 1-100 do you have any better package.. ??
Teacher :what happened in 1809? student: abraham lincoln was born. teacher :what happened in 1819? student: abraham lincoln was ten years old.
Teacher: “what is common between jesus, krishna, ram, gandhi and budha?” appu: “all are born on government holidays…! !! *