Teacher: what is the first month? student: january teacher: what is the second month? student: february teacher: what is the tenth month? student: delivery li
Teacher: what are the products of sugar?? student: i dont knw teacher: of course u know, from where do u get sugar?? student : we borrow it frm r neighbours.
Sir: do u know akbar stud: no sir: concentrte on ur studies, u will knw stud: do u knw ali sir: no stud: concentrate on ur daughtr, uwill knw. . :-)
Teacher: " i killed a person" convrt dis sntence in2 future tense . stdnt: de future tense is "u wil go 2 jail"
Teacher : isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the egg? student : its more amazing how they get in?
Techer: 1st month january. 2nd month february.... then what is 10th month? . . studnt: delivery.....!
Teacher : google is a girl or a boy..? .. student: google is a girl..... because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting.. and you ask only one question.. but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds..
Teacher: did you do your homework? student: did you grade my test? teacher: i have other student's tests to grade. student: i have other teacher'4b4S homework to do 2.
Teacher:we will have to stop born of mosquito. student:with exciting,impossible! to make micro c*nd*m for mosquito.
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In college days..she came into my life .. i kept lookin at her. she smiled.., yet i kept quiet… she began 2 speak.., i dint listen…and when she began 2 leave…, i started running behind her requesting . . . . mam …mam…mam attendance…