Educatnal songs:scul-apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala tution-idhar chala mai udhar chala maths-ajeeb dastan hai yeh science-aa khusise khudkusi karle exam-zehrile raate ninde udd jati hai result-jiya dharak dharak pass-aaj me upar aasma niche fail-jag suna suna lage.
Jab question paper ho out ov control, answer sheet ko karky fold....answer sheet ko karke fold....aero plane banake bol!!!!!!!!!!!! aal will fail !!!!!!student kia jaane result kia hoga??????????marks milengy ya zero py tie hoga?????toh girlfriend ghuma...paise urra......paise urra k bol!!!! papa aal ixx well!!!!:p
Life of student pc he net nahi atm he paise nahi cell ha balance nahi frnd he girl frnd nahi exam he tension nahi padhna he mood nahi..
Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue k 60% phir b kachue ka admission college mein ho gaya. q? sports quota! bachpan me race jeeti thi na....
600 pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..writer-6 monthsdoctor-2monthslawyer-1monthstudent- pehle ye batao exam kab hai
Tum dur ho magar ye ehsas hota hai koi hai jo har pal dil k pas hota hai yad to sabki aati hai magar apki yad ka andaz kuch khas hota hai.
Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye
Teacher- how old is ur dad? student- he is as old as i am. teacher- how is it possible? student- bcoz he become a dad only after i was born.
Teacher : what do you understand of "early to bed and early to rise" student : the man has no interest in his wife...
Boy : my father's name is laughing and mother's name is smiling teacher : you must be kidding? boy : no , that's. my brother. i am joking
Teacher: what is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife.?? student: replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.
Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer? . . . student: lecturer is a person who has a very bad habbit of speaking when someone sleeping.