Patni: sunte ho padoswale guptaji ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain. pati: are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? patni: woh humara beta laya hai!!
Friend ke saath karo ya girl friend ke saath, room me karo ya garden me, din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe padhai to kerni hi hai! ;)
Teacher: tumhare papa kya karte hai?? boy: sir, hdfc ke malik hain.? teacher: wah hdfc bank?? boy: nahi sir? hiralal dahi-bade & faluda center
Teacher: last year u were in love with that girl & this year u r in love with other one. what do u say about this? stud: syllabus has been changed!
Love letter v/s exam paper love letter hazaro khayal, jinhe shabdo main nahi likh paate exam paper hazaaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayaalon main bhi nahi aate
Dedicate 2 al commercian- science wale sochte h k rose kaise bana, art wale sochte h k rose kaise draw kare, bt commerce wale sochte h k rose kise de!! thats marketing!!!!!
Love letter v/s exam paper love letter hzaro khayal jinhe shabdo me nhi likh pate exam hazaro shabd likhne padte he jo khyalo me v nhi ate
Hum jeete ek bar hai, marte ek bar hai, pyar ek bar hota hai, aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai.. to ye exams bar-bar kyun ???
Har taraf padai ka saya hai har paper me zero aaya hai hum to yunhi chale aate hai exam dene or log kehte hai sala sab padh k aya hai.
Education related songs: school- apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala tution- idhar chala mai udhar chala maths- ajeeb dastan hai yeh science- aa khusi se kudkushi karle geography- musafir hoon main yaaro economics-kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai exam- zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai result- jiya dharak dharak pass- aaj mai upar asman niche fail- jag suna suna lage.
Student- give me some xtratym give me some brain give me another chance 2 write my paper once again.. examiner- na nananana, na na nananana
Y students fails in exams? 8 hrs of sleep evry day=122 days. 365-122=243 sumr holidays=61days. 243-61=182 sundy in yr=52days 182-52=130 festival holidays=40dys.130-40=90 3hrs of daily playing=46 days. 90-46=44 winter holidays=15dys. 44-15=29 1 hr chating per dy=15days 29-15=14dys sickness dys=10dys 14-10=4dys film tym in a yr=3dys. 4-3=1 remaining 1 day is their b'day. ab us din kaun padhta hai yar. maltab apun logo ki galti nhi. saal me din kam he.