Santa aur banta 8th mein aathvi baar fail ho gaye santa: chal suicide kar le banta: saaleya pagal ho gaya hai, agle janam fir nursery toh hi shuru karna payega
Only 2% students solved this in ias exam. 5+3+2= 151022 9+2+4= 183652 8+6+3= 482466 5+4+5= 202541 then 7+2+5= ????? reply must & prove you are genius
1 nursery class ka bacha bola mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun? mam- so sweet bacha apni side ke larke se bola- dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
Bangalore to mangalore 120 kms, mangalore to bangalore 120 kms, monday to sunday 6 days, sunday to monday 1 day? this is cheating
Teacher- dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the, pamdu ke sirf 5 aisa kyu? student- sir, kyu ki jinki aankhen hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai..!!
A software engg was smoking girl: didn’t u see the warning ? smoking is injurious to health. engineer: we bother only about errors & not warnings
Beta- papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? papa- bilkul marte the beta- toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
A fantastic letter by a little kid who hates maths: dear maths, plz grow up soon & try to solve your own problems. don’t depend on others
Government says. educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home but while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed. what to do..?
Impressive lines: jaane log kaise apni zindgi yaado ke sahare jee jaate hai, hum to ek topic yaad ker ke sote hai wo bhi subah tak bhool jate hai!
Teacher to girl: how many planets r there? girl: mars, venus, jupiter. teacher: aur batao? girl : bas sahab badiya, aap sunao! ;)
Teacher- bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge 1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rahi hai boy- ye 1 vachan hua teache- bahut c aurte khdkiyo se jhak rahi hain boy- ye to redlight area hai :d