K.g. boy: mam may i go to toilet? mam: no, a to z sunao fir jana. boy: abcdefghijklmn_ _qrs_uvwx_z. mam: p,o,t,y kaha hai!! boy: meri chaddi mein
Awesome fact.. colleges n school ko hum log “swarg” bolte hai.. hmmm… tabhi toh bujurg log kehte hai ke “jodiya swarg mein banti hai”
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh, usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.
Ultimate kaliyug: 1st standard boy:- can i kiss your hand? 1st standard girl:- why, is anything wrong with my lips!!
School life v/s college life school- one pair dress for 7 days college- 7 pair dress for one day school- 2 copy for one subject college- 1 copy for all subject school- a white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk) college- a white pipe in students hand (cigarette) school- most frequent letter, leave letter college- most frequent letter, love letter have a sweet school & college memories
Lady teacher- bachho, batao samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai? ek saitan baccha bola – madam, bra pehenogi to samosa dikhega, nahi pehenogi to kachori..
Sir- kaunsa panchhi sabse tez u76fDta hai? boy- hathi sir- nalayak, tera baap kya karta hai? boy- chhota rajan ke gang me shooter hai sir- shabash, hathi sahi jawab hai
First day of college.. boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. “i love u, do u love me?” and passes the paper to her.. she replies.. “no” he didn’t give up he rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes” moral of the story: definitely not what u think.. its… “save earth… recycle paper!!” :d
A student was sleeping in the class..!!!! teacher woke him up and asked him to answer the ques..!!! the student acts like he’s thinking and then the guy besides him whispers 69….!!! the student confidently answered 69..!! teacher in shock asked “would you please mind to explain how exactly 69 is a mean of sexual reproduction…” :p moral: har ek friend kamina hota hai :d
Teacher: why did you laugh? boy: i saw 1 strip of your bra. teacher: get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. teacher: why did u laugh.? boy: i saw both strips. teacher: get out for 1 month. she bent down to take chalk. little jhony started walking out. teacher: jhony, why r u going out? jhony: what i just saw, i think my school days r over :)
Sit study & keep your cell switched off . . . . . . . the above stunts are performed by highly trained & skilled professionals under controlled environments. please don’t try this at home ;)