Teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times “i will not throw paper airplanes in class…” and submit it tomorrow…. next day, he submitted the paper written #include void main( ) { clrscr( );int n; for( n=1 ; n<=5000 ; n++ ) printf(“i will not throw paper airplanes in class”); getch( ); } be a programmer… think differently
Syllabus- 80gb we study- 80mb retains in mind- 80kb write in exam- 80bytes result cums in binary digits i.e. 00 01 10 11 kya life hai hamari?
Mba passed student speech: i would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee then i wud like to thank my teachers for my attendance and their concentration on completing syllabus only bcoz of which i turned to my masters- the internet, google, wikipedia, face book, you tube & special thanks to downloads and copy paste techniques due to which i passed my exams! have sweet day
Teacher: pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao? boy: mendak. tec: 4 aur batao. boy: mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item.
1 gaon me rahul gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha: sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he. rahul- to school kaise chal raha he? bacha- jaise desh chal raha hai! :p
Answers of a brilliant student who obtained 0% q. in which battle did napoleon die? a. his last battle. q. where was the declaration of independence signed? a. at the bottom of the page. q. river ravi flows in which state? a. liquid. q. whats the main reason for divorce? a. marriage. q. whats the main reason for failure? a. examinations. did the student answer anything wrong…??? like to support students
When i was at school, someone stole my rough book… now they cal it as ? ? oxford dictionary;-) crazy fans u know :-)
Sir- smajh tuje 10 laddu diye. boy- muje? sir- samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai. usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache. boy- 20 sir- kaise boy- samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, ek sawal ka jawab do. patna kahan hai ? ladki- bihar mein. boys- yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
Teacher: beta batao ke fast, faster, fastest forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge? student: bhag.. tez bhag…. bhag teri maaa ki…
In future how will i identify your kids in classroom? i will just check whose erasing the notes…. when the teacher is cleaning the board. i will confirm!!! “the legend is back” :d
4 student bike pe ja rahe the.. police: triple swari band hai.. phir bhi tum 4 baithe ho? student pareshan ho ke peeche dekhte hue bola: 5wa kaha gir gaya be?