Side effect of excess study: a guy went to restaurant, he wanted to see the menu but he forgot what it is called he ask waiter, . syllabus lana…!!!
The funniest situation in student life: . . . . . when u have no idea what to write in the paper & the examiner comes & says.. *plz hide ur answer sheet*
Sir: angrezo ne chand par pani aur baraf ki khoj kar li hai. batao isse tumne kya sikha santa: bas humein ab sirf daaru aur namkeen leke jana hai…
3 college rules: 1) be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping. 2) dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow. 3) keep the college clean…. so always be absent.
University exam mein wife per essay likhne ko kaha gya. 1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile, she has a problem for every solution.
Teacher: chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. santa: neil amstrong. teacher: aur doosra…. santa: bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. langda thodi tha woh.
Principle to students: u people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day.. student: impossible sir!!! school is only for 6 hrs
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.
Teacher: bachchon… kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge. boys: de denge jaan! saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya.
Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..!! student: venus, earth, mars … teacher: aur bta stunt: bas badhiya.. tu bata!
Student school mein gadha lekar aaya? teacher: gadha kyu laye ho? stud: apne kaha tha mene bade-2 gadho ko insan bnaya hai? mene socha iski bhi life ban jaye.
Question paper of a 5th class boy: write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. given time half an hour. boy finished the paper in first minute itself… he just wrote one sentence but he got full marks.. that sentence was “any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend”