A b.tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing b.tech father asked who is she.. son replied.. . . . . . . . my campus selection!!
Teacher: john, why are you so late ? john: i was throwing stones into the river. teacher: okaay, well take your seat. teacher: bob, why are you also late ? bob: i was also throwing stones into the river. teacher: gr, well, sit down. new boy walks in teacher: oh so you’re our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet? new boy: my name is stones. teacher: oh!!
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
Principal pappu se: india ka jhanda sab se pehle kahan lagaya gaya pappu (kaafi sochne k baad): dande par.. lol moral- pappu itna v bevkuf nahi hai!
7 great qualities of students: 1- consistency: once a zero, always a zero. 2- voice modulation: attendance in5 different voices. 3- presentation skill: presenting 1answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions. 4- art: designing classroom tables. 5- stamina: tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures. 6- peripheral vision: checking out a girl and guy sitting behind. 7- humanity: giving others chance 2 top.
Kehdo un parhne walon se, kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
Teacher: 1 book + 1 book? student: 2 books teacher: 2 books + 2 books? student: 4 books teacher: (hun ik aukha question)! 61,789,365 books + 23,678,989 books?? student: library :d
Question: prove that papa = mama arts student: out of course. commerce student: wrong question. medical student: what the hell…its not possible. engineering student: hmmmm… force(f) =mass (m)* accleriation(a) and pressore(p) = force/area implies pa=ma.. squaring both side.. papa=mama hence proved.. engineer rocks tin tin tidin
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie? ? ? ? ? pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
Best from school times: if u have ever used one whole eraser.. without losing it.. seriously.. i salute you!!
Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile, ye akele rehne se darte hai, le lo exam bhi facebook par.. kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.