Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye paper ho par result na aye, class ho par teachr na aye, bus me baithe par school na jaye, picnic jaye or wapis na aye, hafte me 3 din ho aur fir sunday aye. sote rahe din bhar, shaam ko ghumne jaye, hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jaye, sab dost saath rahe aur chuttiyan manaye, jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jaye, barish me bheege or zor se gaye, duniya ko bhul kr fir bacche ban jaye bheed se dur ek duniya banaye, saari zindgi bas yuhi kat jaye, kaash ye saare sapne sach ho jaye kabhi kabhi dil chahta h kuch aisa ho jaye.
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath, room me kro ya badroom me, bad par kro ya fir sofe pe, din me kro ya fir raat me, ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.
Santa banta ne hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. thodi der latakne ke baad santa neeche gir gaya. hindi teacher: thak gaye kya? santa: nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.
Bacha: miss main apko kaisa lagta hoon? miss: soooo sweet bacha: to phir main apne parents ko aap ke ghar kab bhejun? miss: wo kyun? bacha: ta k wo humari baat karain miss: kya bakwas hai? bacha: tution parhney k eliye… miss aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said: at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. i got detention after asking her: which end?
4 saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein phir chahay saari zindgi laga lo wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta. :d
Q: how to kill an ant? asked in exam for 15 marks.. student’s answer: mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the ant’s hole. after eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. push ant in to it. now ant will go to dry itself near fire. when it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. then admit wounded ant in icu. remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant. moral: don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.
Behind every fail student there is a hot girlfriend and what about toppers? ‘ . . . . a hot madam jis ki wajah se kaminey sari classes attend karte hain
High class insult teacher- tum aaj 50 min late aaye ho. ye koi time hai class me aane ka.. student- sir, mai late nahi aaya hu. mai to agleA22 lecture ke liye jaldi aaya hu.
Some realities: -a guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an army officer! -a guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor! -a guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman! -a guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an engineer. *conditions apply. exceptions
7 things girls do in an exam hall: 1. write 2. stuck hair behind ears 3. again write 4. change the empty refill 5. again write 6. ask for extra sheet 7. again keep writing 7 things boys do in an exam hall: 1. count the no. of girls 2. check out the young lady supervisor 3. counting how many windows n doors 4. revising the location of chits in the pockets 5. seeing the brand name of a pen 6. waiting for the time, to get out of here 7. think to study well at least for next exam