Engineering students ragging kyu nahi karte ??? . . . . . . kyuki kaunsi exam k baad, kon senior ho jaaye pata hi nahi chalta...!
Teacher: "anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *nobody stands up* teacher: "im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *little johnny stands up* teacher: "ohh, johnny you think you're stupid?" little johnny: "no... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Suna hai tu bada pada likha hai, chal aaj tera test leta hun. char zero ek saat likh likha? kaise? 0000 aise likha? fail correct ans “4017” ghar waalo ne kitni umeedon se padhaya tha, sab pani mein….:d:d
Teacher: ganga, yamuna, kaveri, krishna bharat ki nadiyon ke naam hain, to pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam bataao.? pappu: rukhsana, farzana, rizwana sultana aur shabana!:d:d...
Private school ke bache zoo mein: “oh! wow monkey is sleeping don’t disturb” govt. scool ke bache: “oye dekh tera baap so raha hai pathar maar saale ko“:d:d
Teacher: “what is your name?” student: “my name is beautiful red underwear” teacher: “what kind of a name is this? dont joke, tell me the right name” student: “my name is sunderlal chadda“:d:d
Hindi ki madam ne class mein bachho se puchha: “teacher ka darza maan se bada kyu hota hai?” pappu ne muskurate hue jawab diya: “kyun ke ek maan apni lori se ek bache ko mushkil se sulati hai par ek teacher apne lecture se puri class ko easily sula deti hai“:d:d
Medical ka teacher class mein bachho ko samjha raha tha teacher: “agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to usko lambe samaye tak kiss karo, wo theek ho jayegi” pappu ne ye suna aur excited hokar bola pappu: “par sir, usko ye attack dilayen kaise?“:d:d...
Teacher to student: “beta, answer sheet par sabse pehale kya likhna chahiye?” student: “iss sheet par likhe gaye answer kalpanik hai, jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambhandh nahi hai“:d:d
Teacher ne class mein pappu se pucha teacher: “batao pappu, bhagwan sabse jyada khush kab hote honge?” pappu: “ji jab ek ladki ka rape ho raha ho aur vo chilla rahi ho, please mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do“:d:d...
Teacher: maria, go to the map and find north america . maria: here it is. teacher: correct. now class, who discovered america ? class: maria.
Class mein techer ne bachho ko kaha ki apne teacher ke uper english mein 10 lines likho kuch der baad pappu khada hua aur teacher se puchta hai “sir, haramkhor ko english mein kya kahte hai?“:d:d