Teacher: laparvahi ke karan kisi business ke close ho jane ka koi ek example do. student: sir.. callgirl ka pregnant ho jana!!
Ek bacche ne dusre bacche se pucha: agar din mai suraj nahi lagta to kya hoga? dusre bacche ne jabab diya or kya bijli ka bill bad jayenga!
Teacher: ye kiska signature hai “@@@@@@@” student: meri mummy ka. teacher: aisa kaisa naam hai? student: ji, wo unka naam hai “jalebi bai”
Teacher: in 3 mein fark batao! call girl, girl friend & biwi ? sari class chup ho gayi itne mein pappu bola: madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.
Breaking news: girls hostel mein aag lag gayi boys hostel ke ladko ne help ki aag pe kabu pa lia gaya hai per ab ladko pe kabu pane ki kosis jari hai. :d
Miss: jisne 1st lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe! 1 baccha: miss phir bistar bichha lo? miss: kyu? bachcha: mujhe puri book yaad hai! :d
Teacher: apne father ka nam bataao english me? student: beautiful red undrwear teacher: what nonsense.. hindi me batao? student: sundr lal chadda
Teacher: agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti. student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete…
Maths teacher: ram tere pas 6 lollipop hai, 2 rinku ko diye, 3 pinki ko diye, 1 gattu ko diya to tere pas kya bacha? ram: lauda bacha! wo aap choos lena..
Height of good luck! teacher: hey! stand up. tell me two pronouns. . . . . . student: who? me? teacher: very good. sit down.. :d
This is for the people who missed their school days: kuch baatein bhooli hui, kuch paal beete hue, har galti ka ek naya bahana, aur fir sabki nazar mein aana, exam ki puri raat jaagna, fir bhi sawal dekh kaar sar khujlana, mauka mile to class bunk marna, fir dosto kay saat coffee pine jaana, uski ek jhalak dekhne roz school aana, dekhte dekhte attendance bhul jana, har pal ek naya sapna, aaj jo tute fir bhi hai apna vo school ke din , yaad kar ke in palon ko fir zindgi bhar muskurana!!!
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke, jis din bhi kitab kholo to, khud kitab ke panne tumse puche.. . . . . . beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!