Nalayk bano to aise bano ke, jis din bhi kitab kholo to, khud kitab ke panne tumse puche.. . . . . . beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….? ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to.. hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!
Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in college.. 1st sem: meri to pehle se hai 2nd sem: chalo try karenge 3rd sem: apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai 4th sem: juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai 5th sem: bhai kisise intro to kara 6th sem: koi bhi chalegi 7th sem: mere paas time nahi tha varna and finally with full attitude 8th sem: dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. professor ne 1 chuhe k liye 1 tarf cake aur dusri trf chuhiya rakh di. chuha fouran cake ki trf lapka. dusri bar cake ko badal kr roti raki. chuha roti ki trf lapka. is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. profesr: bas, sabit ho gya ki bhukh hi sbse bdi taqat h. itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai sir, 1 bar chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “behan” ho..! backbenchers rockz
Paper de de ker dimagh aisa ho gya hai mummy pochtin hai khane mein kua dun? to me kehta hun section-b se kuch bhi de do.
29% students sitting in class wonder who would die if the fan falls down and remaining 71% students wonder if terrorist attacks how would i save the class
I am the most outstanding student of my class.. because.. i always stand outside the class.. proud to be outstanding.
Life mein kitne change aate hai, classroom to office jeans to formal pocket money to salary boyfriend/girlfriend to husband/wife lekin dost?? dost humesha dost hi rehte hain.
Hum kabhi padh na sake.. kyun ki..? padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai.. 1. shokh se.. 2. darr se.. faltu shokh hum paalte nahi.. aur darte to kisi ke baap se nahi..!! (”,)
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study only during exams? i replied…. bcoz lehro ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin, tufano me kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai mom reply: wah kya dilague mara hai??
Teacher: ye koun sa tense hai? india mein corruption khatam ho jayega..!! student: future impossible tense..!!
Commerce professor asks, the students: what is the most important law of finance for starting business..? freaky replied: father-in-law..!!