Sweet ans. by child in school interviewer: teacher: what is your mother’s name? kid: kabhi naam nahi puchha, bas.. pyar se maa kehta hu.
Nice lines by chetan bhagat: “work hard, but find time for ur love, family and friends”! bcoz nobody remembers ur.. semester marks on ur death!
Teacher: behind every successful man there is a woman. what do we learn form this? student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find the woman.
1 bar exam mein question tha: chalenge kise kehte hai? santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paqr likha.. apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas kar ke dikha!
Ambedker used lamp to study, klam used cndle to study, bush studied in streetlight, but do u know abput ‘me’ only agrbatti no claps for me plz i hate publicity!
True graduation speech: first i would like to thank google. secondly, to copy paste and thirdly, to the thank xerox machine! ;-)
Suhag raat: builder: tumhre boobs bunglow jaise hai, hoth duplex jaise hai, figure landscape garden ki tarh hai wife gusse se: ab bhumi-pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulau! 35
Lips are like friends.. if we say read, write, learn, they will never meet.. but if we say bunk, play, party, picnic, fatafat mil jaate hai ;)
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta, dad se bachne ek liye laptop kholkar padhne laga. dad: pi ke aaya hai? son: nahi to! dad: phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
A true fact- people smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it.. we r studying since birth.. but still we r not addicted to studying that’s called self control
Toofan mein bikharte chale gaye, tanhai ki geharayio mein utarte chale gaye, jannat thi har sham jin dosto ke sath, ek-ek kar sab bichadte chale gaye!!
Toofan mein bikharte chale gaye, tanhai ki geharayio mein utarte chale gaye, jannat thi har sham jin dosto ke sath, ek-ek kar sab bichadte chale gaye!!