Principal: agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100 rs, 2nd time 200 fine hoga. munna: boley to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu.
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We indian student are always the best.. look how we study 1) b4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz. 2) plan each day to study but end of d day: “kal se pakka” 3) we waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them. 4) we want break after evrey 2pages 5) unnecessarily we start feeling hungry 6) we even start likeing doordarshan 7) about evrey hard topic we think: “lagta nahi ke ye aayega” 8 ) b4 starting study, msg frndz “kitna padha? mein kya padhu?” 9) right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz. 10) on each point u smiled, n thought “hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”
An ordinary person will be with books but an extraordinary person will be in that book we all are extraordinary persons. . . we are on “facebook”
Girl: bas karo koi dekh lega, boy: kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho, waha se hath hatao, pls thoda sa dikha do, agar nahi dikhaya to main.. ? ? ? fail ho jaunga!
Teacher: if u give 100rs to ur frnd but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u? pappu: nothing teacher: u don’t know maths! pappu: u don’t know my frndz.
The pain of missing friend is realized, when u r standing somewhere, & see a group of friend having fun, u smile & say to urself ‘hum bhi kabhi aise hi the’
Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to ehsaas hua. ki ? ? ? ? ? ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai, wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati.. good night
Santa to banta: yaar, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! santa: “message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab.. tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko phon kiya aur kaha, 3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi hai, aaj to admi bhej do, :d
Padhai ke sath-sath love bhi jaruri hai, warna student life adhuri hai, dono ko nibhana padta hai.. ek mein dimag to, ek mein dil lagana padta hai.
Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab.. tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko phon kiya aur kaha, 3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi hai, aaj to admi bhej do, :d