Father to son: beta tum history mein fail kyu huye? son: papa, sabhi question us samay ke the jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Teacher: tum kahaan paida hue? student: sir, thiruvananthapuram main. teacher: spelling bataao. student: sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main goa main paida hua tha!!
Us dollor is increased to 56/- petrol is increased to 81/- sachin increased his centuries to 100. but thank god passing marks are still 40 only.
School life: wo big gang of frnds wo boring uniforms wo cycle se school jana wo silly fights wo teachers k naam rakhna wo group photos wo homework na kar k jana wo roz ki pnishmnt wo p.t periods wo rocking annual days so many hands in a single lunch box horrer xams remarkable marks terror report card self parents signature lovable trips wo bachpan ka pehla pyar wo summer holidays ka intezar wo aakhri board xam wo farewell wo sab ka bichad jana.. “school” life is just a heaven send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.
Don’t see others doing better than you, beat your own records everyday because, success is a fight between you & yourself.
Teacher: esi kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to admi ne hai magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte? students: sir ladies toilet. :d 67
Teacher: why has the govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? student: govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Newton’s wife to newton: how m i looking? newton: tan c/sin c wife: huh? newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c(/sin c =1/cos c =sec c naughty newton
Everybody says studying is so easy just like walking in a park but only students know that the park is jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.
Teacher to golu: naade ko english me kya kehte hain..!! golu: p.h.d. teacher: kya matlab? golu: pajama holding device..!!
Examiner: why r u under tension? did u forget admit card, id, or calculator? student: no sir! by mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. :-)
Kuch salo baad ye pal yaad aayenge, jab hum apne apne mukaam pr pahuch jayenge, akele jab bhi honge sath guzare hue lamhe yaad ayenge, paise to bahut honge shayad pr kharch krne k lamhe km ho jayenge, aaj jyada msg aane se gussa hote hai, kal ek ek msg ko taras jayenge ek cup chai dosto ki yaad dilayegi, fir sochte sochte ankhe nam ho jayegi, in palo ko milkar dil kholkar jeelo yaaro, kyu ki zindagi in dino ko fir nahi dohrayegi.