Lady teacher: soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? student: aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the, ye dekh kar 1 aadmi bola: jane do beta, ye khud school aa jayega bachhe: ye bachha nahi master ji hai!
A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a degree without having a brain..! a silent msg for all students. :p
Air and students have the same mentality u know how? both are turning the books pages without reading.
Imagine life without girls -all theater silent -police at rest -mobile companies in loss -gift shop in loss all boys were university topper. :d
Waqt bhi sikhata hai, aur teacher bhi.. par dono mein fark hota hai, teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai, aur waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!
This pj will destroy ur sleep.. in a bus, conductor asked for tickets 1st boy- pass 2nd boy- pass 3rd boy- pass 4th boy- . . . . goal!! cheers!
Why do students sleep for long hours? fantastic answer said by our all students: *our dreams are always big*
Teacher : why are u late? all ur classmates came to class on time. student : “jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”
Dad: aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai.. jis se mera sir uncha hua ho? beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche l)('',)____//\_ ]""""""""""""[ takiya lgaya tha bhul gaye? :d
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha, aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai! pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the, aaj kamane k liye padhte hai! kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the, aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai! pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the, aaj dost hamare yaadon me rehte hai! pehle larna manana roz ka kam tha, aaj ek bar larte he to rishte kho jate hai. sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia, jane kab hmko itna bda bna dia.
Saccha dost wo hota hai, jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, window ke samne aake bole?? abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..