Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer . . . . . we tried our best can’t say anything right now!
Teacher: wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.? . . . . . . . . . student: sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.
In exam hall a girl to santa: mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. santa ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “the”
Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti aagr aagr aagr aagr apple ki jagah ped gira hota aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.
Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi magar ab pata chala ki adhure ehsas aur tute sapne se achche adhura homework aur tute khilone the..
Maths teacher asked johny: if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then what will u get? johny replied: sir! 3 new girl friends.
Teacher: tumhare papa kya karte hai? golu: sir wo roz galiya khate hai teacher: kya matlab? golu: ji wo customer care excutive hai. :d
If there is some work which you think you are not able to finish, imagine every day for few minutes that you have successfully finished the work..
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola: university se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao! magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey! agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke: ek momin ki taraf se salaam. agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke: 2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam! dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola.. tamaam ummat-e-muslimeen o muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
If u ever start missing ur college days, ur class, ur friend circle, canteen or anything about college life.. just open ur mark-sheets sara nasha utar jaega.. :d
Height of technology: a stunt writes all ans as ||||||||| and lastly he writes.. ans. aer written in bar code format 2protect from being copied.
Teacher: shaadi ke waqt dulhe ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? student: last warning di jati hai ki. abhi bhi waqt he “bhaag jaa”