Sweet love story: a boy never does homework in class to get punishment of bending… on his knees, in front of her bench just to see her for whole period? gets scoldings from his parents. bcoz he reaches late everyday, just to ensure that she has reached home safely or not? skips his lunch & pretends to be studying in the interval; just to see her eating the food =) walks by foot to the home instead of taking a bus; just to save money to buy chocolates for her.. =)
Mam: agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
You know what college means?? c=come o=on l=lets l=love e=each g=girl e=equally so every boy goes to college.
Teacher: gaali kya hai? student: krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh jinke uchcharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shantika anubhv hota hai.
The worlds best teachers life & time are the worlds best teachers. life teaches us the use of time & time teaches us the value of life.
89% of teachers are suffering from throat cancer problem by teaching students.. so plz bunk the classes as much as possible & save our teachers. **happy teachers day**
Teacher: what is love….??? . . . . . . . . student: ‘l’ ko hath me lekar ‘o’ ko dabate hue ‘v’ me dalte waqt jo ‘e’ ki aawaz nikalti hai use hi love kahte hai..!!
Science teacher: bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Teacher: tumhare papa kya karte hai? mintu: wo sabke such-dukh bantate hai. teacher: kya matlab! mintu: wo postman hai.
A true friendship quote: if i come to know that, i wud die soon, i’ll hide it from u till i die. bcoz u idiots will ask farewell party 4 that also!
Movies of school life classes- bardasht. attendance- hera pheri. class room- no entry. teacher- janidushman. exam- evil dead. examiner- don. frnd during paper- hum aapke hai kaun? viva- encounter. marking- andha kanoon. exam time- qayamat. cheating- lage raho munna bhai. question paper- ek paheli. answer paper- kora kagaj. result- sadma. pass- chamatkar. fail- devdas. future- na tum jano na hum.
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega, sab jeev nasht hojaynge prithvi tabaah hojaygi. santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?