Teacher: agr quaid e azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? student: mulk zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge sath mein sorry b kahenge :)
Class ki group photo dekhte hue teacher baccho se kahne lagi ki . . . jab tum log bade hoke ye deko ge to kahoge,, . ye raju hai jo america chala gaya.. . ye chandu hai jo london chala gaya.. . aur ye pappu hai jo wahi ka wahireh gya.. :p . . . pappu gusse se bola:”or ye humari kamini teachar hai jinka dehant ho gya…:p :d :
In an engineering university during a math’s class: student: why do we have to learn this? teacher: to save lives. student: how does math save lives? teacher: it keeps idiots like u out of medical college…!!! :d
Teacher:”agar sache dil se god se prathna ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai.. . . . . . . . pappu:”rehne do madam agar aisa hota to aaj aap waha nahi, . . . . . . . meri bahon me hoti…:p :o :d :d teachar shocked – pappu rocked..:d
A student who had not studied was writing his final exam for life science. the question he couldn’t answer: “give 4 advantages of breast milk.” what to write? he sighed & began to scribble: 1. no need to boil. 2. cats can’t steal it. 3. available whenever necessary. one more, what to write? he frowned. then he triumphantly scribbled his final answer: 4. available in attractive containers.
India is nation and dadar is station, wha wha india is nation and& dadar is station, do not fall in love, first complete your education..!!
Santa: agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi banta: pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
A good lecture should be like a girl’s mini skirt… long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest.
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi professors ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. fir announce kiya gaya ki “ye plane apke students ne bnaya hai” sab profesrs utar gaye… par principal baithe rahe logo ne pucha: aapko darr nahi lgta? principle: muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:
Lines by school boy… love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, just to see her.. n then realize that, . . . . . im holding a pen..!! :-)
Hard fact about youngsters, . . . . . . . . . . they are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room’
Edison had rightly said: a fool can ask more questions, than a wise can answer.. now we know.. . . . . . . . . why all of us ..are speechless during the exam viva. ;-)