Last night my books were dancing in my dream do u know on which songs? guess???? . . . zara zara touch me touch me..!:d u knw english ki book ne to had kardiiii kehny lagiiii “subah hony na dain sath khony na dain aik dosry ko ham soony na dain ” ;) :p orrrr pak stdes ki book to uuuufffhhh! kehnay lagi: “meray photo ko seenay say yar chipka ly saiyyan fevicol say”:o:p dedicated to all parhai sy bore studentssss…
Ay khuda!un tamam students ko exam me kamyab frma,jnhe saal bhr prhnay ki fursat na mili.. . un masoom haathon ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms packg ko kbi zaya ni hone dia. . . khudaya un ankhon ko roshni ata karna jo net or tv p beth k kamzor ho gai h . un gharib bachon ki madad farma jnki grifrnd ne un se rat bhr 2.30 rupe free ghnta m bt kr k unhe prhne nh dya . aamen . . ye sms tmam naik students ko frwd kren talib-e-dua
Upcoming horror movies! 1:-exam ka khouf 2:-tarapta student 3:-shaitani book 4:-result wala jin 5:-neend ki mout 6:-khooni notes 7:-ssshhh subah paper ha.
Gaali ki paribhasha batao..” . . student: “atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk roop se hinsaa na kerte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!”
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , student: vidya ke khaatir teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Tcher: wat is the opposite of laughing? stdnt: fucccccking tcher: how is that possible idiot? stdnt: laughing is “ha ha ha” fuccccccking is “ah ah ah”!:p
9 advice’s to students!! 1> never love a girl/boy . 2> never lie to parents.. . 3> never be rude to anyone.. . . 4> always say sorry to enemies.. . 5> never drink alcohol . . 6> never bunk college/ school.. . 7> never roam till mid night . 8> always study well . . 9> die immediately if you follow the above eight advice’s coz what you’ll do living on this planet with such a boring life… :p :d
Sir: kaunsa bird sabse se tez udtha hai??? boy: haathi. sir: nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai?? boy: woh shooter hai daawod gang mei…. sir: shaabaash ! haathi !sahi jawab…:d =d x_x !!!
Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya. . . . . . . . . . . . new age student: tameez se baat kar sale, customer se koi aise baat karta hai kya?:/ :p:p:d
Difference … :p . teacher: “what’s something that you need, that you can’t see or feel.. ?? . . . student in 2000:” air..” and . . . . students 2013: “wi-fi”… :p :d
What is the most exciting moment for a ca student. 1. jab exam me balance sheet first attempt me match ho jaye.. 2. jab boss kahe tera stipend 1000rs increase kr dia meine p.m. 3. exemption in a subject 4. deleting some part of syllabus…