Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.! - aadmi-maine kya galti ki ? - santa-tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
:-)santa's son was filling a form.. *son- papa, mother tongue me kya likhu.? *santa- likh de, very long and uncontrolable:-d
Santa:- nevi me job nikali hai karoge, banta:- ha-ha jarur kaam kya karna hai. banta:- jab jahaj bich samandar me ruk jaye to tumhe piche se dhakka lagana hoga.
Santa:- humne ek aisi cheez banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us paar dekh sakte hain, . . angrez:- wow ! wo kya hai... ? . . . . . . . santa:- suraakh.
Santa ka naukar ramu baris me chata lekar garden me ghum raha tha to sanata bola ramu baris me tum garden me q ghum rahe ho ramu bola sir mai flowers ko pani de raha hun santa-barasa to ho rahi hai ramu-fikar mat kijiye sir mai chata lekar aya hun
Santa 2 doctor-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho...? doctr-no..! santa-me nikal sakta hu... doctr-vo kese...? santa-ha ha ha ha.....
Santa- me babhpan me 10 maale ki building se gir gya tha. banta-are, fir,kya hua. bach gaya ki mar gaya? santa- yaad nahi yaar, bahut purani baat he.
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. banta: fir kya hua..? santa: bewakoof kal raat se apni bahen ko romantic msgs bhej raha hai.
Banta : santa to truck walo se itna kue darta hai..? santa : ek bar truck wala meri bivi ko uthakar le gaya. dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas shodne to nahi aya hai....!!
Shadi ki raat santa confuse ho gaya ke aapni biwi se kya baat kre.. bohot sochne ke bad aakhir bola- tumhare ghar walo ko pata hai na tum aaj raat yahi pe rukogi... :-d
Kidnaper: teri biwi mere kabze me hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon santa:sabut pakka nahi hai . . . . mundi bhej mundi.
1 girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi santa ne window se dekha, or bola sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.