Santa puts in his papers. boss: why are you leaving? santa : i have vaginal problems. boss : but you're a man! santa: that i am, sir. but you are a choot! happy boss day!
Friend 1: i am in depression. i need to talk. friends: bhosdike tera hamesha ka randi rona hai. chutiyapaa karke pehle khud apni gaand marwayega aur baad mein depressed ho jayega. abbe lawde jab gaand mein dum hai hi nahi toh udta hua teer gaand mein lene ki zarurat kya hai bhenchod! friend 1: abhi thoda better feel ho raha hai. thanks!
Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus. cheenk aate hi, gaand fat jaati hai!
5 missed calls from your girl friend means... you missed a good fuck! 5 missed calls from your wife means... you're fucked!
Girl: how am i looking? boy: nice girl: achhe se bolo na... boy: beautiful girl: arey sachhi batao boy: bhenchod ye dekh khada ho geya mera!
While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl girl: kya hua kyon ro rahe ho? boy: aaj phir teri yaad ne mere kitne bacchon ko bathroom mein maar diya!
Girlfriend: baby... ye dress kitna achha lag raha hai... awww... dila do na please. boyfriend: no, baby... you remember na... shaadi se pehle kuch nahi!
Boy: can you close your eyes for 2 minutes? girl: sure. here you go. boy: what do you see? girl: darkness. why? boy: that's exactly how i would feel if you were not part of my life. girl: shyaaaaaaaa... kya paka raha hai... mujhe laga tu dabayega!