Girl: do you love me? boy: yes girl: to tum mujhe rose kyon nahi dete? boy: main to tumhein roz dena chahta hoon, lekin tum roz logi?
Changing perspective: 5th grade: so did you kiss her? 11th grade: so did you f**k her? happy valentine's day!
Changing perspective: 5th grade: so did you kiss her? 11th grade: so did you f**k her? happy valentine's day!
Kiss on hand: i adore you; kiss on cheek: let's be friends; kiss on neck: i want you; kiss on lips: i love you; kiss anywhere else: let's not get carried away! lots of kisses for you almost everywhere! happy valentine's day!
Today is national condom day! a survey report says that 65% of all women carry condoms. the other 35% carry babies. choose how you spend your valentine day!
Sometimes we make love with our eyes; sometimes we make love with our hands; sometimes we make love with our bodies; always we make love with our hearts. happy valentine's day!
Valentine's day: rs 3,000: meal rs 2,000: drinks rs 5,000: presents rs 7,000: hotel room your face when she tells you she is on her period: . .. ... priceless. happy valentine's day!
Sex is good, sex is fine; doggy style or 69; just for fun or getting paid; everyone just loves getting laid; so if you want me in the sack; lick your lips and text me back. happy valentine's day!