A couple were having sex in u.p. suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating. husband: bc light aa gayi, pehle main apna phone charge kar leta hun wife: haan... main bhi motor chala ke paani bhar leti hun!
Oh please... ... karo bhi... ... karo na... ... jaldi karo... ... dekho koi aya toh nahi... ... uff karo na... ... ouchh... jaldi karo... ... tum bhi na... itna waqt lagate ho... ... sirf ek acchha message karne mein!
Who sang this song? main pal do pal ka shayar hoon; pal do pal meri jawani hai; pal do pal meri masti hai; pal do pal kahani hai! . . . . answer: an erect 'lauda'!
Why do we say - pyaar mein gir gya (fall in love)? . . . . . . . . . because if we say "pyaar mein khada ho gya" toh double-meaning ho jayega!
Ek pathan ki shadi hui, to agle din uske dosto ne puchha dost: "kaho pathan sahab, suhagrat kaisi rahi?" pathan khush hote hue, "amma kya bataye, pahli baar kisi nangi ladki ko dekh kar teen bar muth maari!"
Wife: jaanu yeh 'bc' kya hota hai? hubby: jaanu bc means bahut cute! wife: toh jaanu main 'bc' hun na? hubby: hadddd se bhi jyada!
A couple had a fight. husband: i feel like informing everybody that you are useless. wife: rehne do... i will myself inform everybody that i am used less!
Wife to husband: tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata. husband: toh kya yeh teen bachhe internet se download kiye hein? wife: nahi, yeh toh kisi aur ki pen drive se liye the!
Dost tera naam main kya rakhu; sapna rakhu toh andhura rahega; dil rakhu toh kahin tut na jaye; fir socha ke: lauda rakhu - jarurat padegi tab khada toh rahega!
Santa: 'chawanprash' khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai. banta: kaun din bhar 'choosti' rehti hai? mere ko bhi bata, main bhi thoda 'chusva' luon!
Santa came home bleeding with torn clothes. ghar walon ne poocha kee hoya, kanjra? santa: almari banan vaste phatte le ke main bus vich chareya te phatte floor te rakh ditte. ik bibi uste pair rakh ke baith gayee. jado mera pind aaya, main bas bibi nu inna hi kya... " chal bibi, latta chak, phatte chakiye"!