When a guy is walking funny, 10% time, he is injured. and the rest 90% times, he's trying to unstick his balls from his leg!
I know for sure that i'm getting old now. i was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot. stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "i'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from italy saying "i'm fucking delicious"!