To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an orgasm everyday. . . . . . o: oil free food. r: ripe fruits. g: grilled vegetables. a: all wheat bread s: salt-free food. m: morning exercise what you thought also works!
What is the difference between guilt and shame? it's a guilt to sleep with another woman but it's a shame to miss the opportunity!
Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating. it feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!