Sex is like your salary. . . . . . . . you don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!
Wtf: apparently there is a word "sad masty" which means: to masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed!
My bengali colleague told me today that he had an "open-dicks operation". i think, he meant appendix!
How do lawyers, doctors, bankers, engineers and architects say "fuck you"? . . . . . "sir... trust me!"