Things we should learn from dogs: love trust loyalty affection compassion etc.. what we learn: their position!
A muslim, a jew, a christian, a hindu, a pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop. and they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends. it's not a joke. it's what happens when you're not an asshole!
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: the 'g' spot is located at the end of the word shopping!
A girl tried to sound cool after getting her driving licence. in excitement, she posted... "hush... finally got my fucking licence". . . . . she got 1000s of likes and shares. she is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence!
Advantages of having an affair with a married women: they give like hell! they do not yell! they do not tell! they do not swell! and there are no wedding bells!
My girlfriend said to me, "my tummy has started showing, . . . . . . . . shall have to stop eating junk-food." bloody well, she scared the shit out of me!