Rajnikanth had died 20 years ago. even death hasn’t build up the courage to tell him yet.
Rajnikanth once burnt a fire cracker and its still working. we call it sun.
Why are there earth quakes held? because rajinikanth’s mobile is sometimes on vibration mode.
Once an email was being sent from mumbai to pune, rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.
Earth rotates faster, when rajnikanth does moon walk.
Rajni doesn’t turns the light on. he turns the dark off.
Once rajnikanth bunked school whole day. since then that day is known as “sunday”
Rajnikanth knows that bingo mad angles is tasty from which angle.
Once rajnikanth taught a boy how to kiss. now that boy is known as ‘emran hashmi’
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the recycle bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by rajnikanth killing people faster than death can process them