Rajinikanth Jokes

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

When rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth.

Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd, no one fools rajanikanth.

Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. behind every dead man, there is rajanikanth.

Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with rajnikanth

When rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down

Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.