What publicity shahrukh managed to get for ra-one in 3 months, kolaveri got it in just 5 day! after all... who is dhanush? "rajnikanth's" son-in-law...
Premika- lal quila red kyon hai? premi- kyon ki rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. aur ab ye mat puchna taj mahal white..kyo hai???
Worldcup 2014 schedule group a aus,pak,sl,nz, zim, canada,kenya …group b ind,sa,eng,wi,ban,irland,netherland. group c rajnikanth….
Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend infront of a kid. now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . emran hashmi.:)
Once james bond shoot a person and say i’m bond, james bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
One day, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
Once rajanikant decided to stare at the sun the sun got scared and hid itself behind the moon later this situation was named as . . . . . . solar eclipse.
Ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking champion me hisa liya . unhe to jitna hi tha . sochye rajnikant ne finale me, kon si diss banai hogi :- . . . . sochie . . . lal mirchi ki mithi khir....!
Obamas speech in usa after india tour- "maa kasam sach bol rha hu, rajnikant bomb se agarbatti jalata hai." toba toba
Ek baar discovery wale, jwalamukhi dekhne gaye, . . & they got shocked... . . . because rajnikant waha already papad shek raha tha...:p
Ek bar rajnikant ka 10 rs ka note 3rd floor se niche gir gaya. jab wo niche aya to wo note nahi mila. kyou kyonki wo note girne se pehle rajinikant niche pahonch chuka tha.