1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di rajnikant ne uski gardn, hth ur per marod diye aaj us ladke ko duniya 'baba ramdev, ke naam se janti hai.
Vo kaun aadmi hai ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai???? . . . . . . . . traffic police yaar... tum bhi na ... har bar rajnikant nahi ata..
Teacher- agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?. . . . . santa- chup chaap khujaakar so jana chahie qki aap rajnikant to ho nahi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge..=)) =d
Rajni vs. bapu rajni:mai ek jump maru to chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho. bapu:"aapde eva vandra veda nathi karta"
Cant beat this one- rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. . . . . . . maalik se sawdhan.
Once rajnikanth donated a drop of blood to a poor, weak n sick child.. that little boy is now called:- the great khali.... gud mrng..
Friendship is not history to forget. its not maths to calculate, its not english to learn. but..its just like a rajnikanth film-no need to understand just enjoy it..
In 2010, rajnikant released a film named robot the history will repeat . . . . in 3010, robots will release a film named rajnikant
Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota...
Once rajnikant appeared in exam of engineering . . . . guess what happened.. ?? . . . . . . . ghanta ,he failed too.. . . . . . . . . beta ye engineering hai… . . . . . rajni ho ya ghajni… sabki hai bajni
Once rajni sir got angry on his friend and told him not to show his face again . . . . today that person is known as . . . . bigg boss!!! :-p :-d