Ek makan ma aag lagi public: andar koik 6, ene jaldi bahar kadho rajnikant aag ma kudi andar gyo andar jaine joyu to naresh kanodia havan karto hato.
1 var rajnikant swimming karva hind mahasagar pahochyo tarta tarta madh dariye pahochyo tya tene joyu k naresh kanodia shark(fish) ne mamra khavdavto hato.
1 var cid officer daya darwajo todava gayo, pan jindgi ma peli var tenathi darwajo na tutyo, thodi var pachhi andar thi awaj aavyo... . . aa rajnikant nu ghar chhe.
Breaking news: aaje ek train cycle sathe japet ma aavi gai . train ma bethel badha loko mari gaya.. . cycle driver "rajnikant" farrar..
The day robot was released, rajnikanth gave times of india a rating of 4 stars some actors set benchmarks in cinema, rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
Rajnikant.. once wrote his autobiography - the book is today known as the guiness book of world records!
Rajnikant got into a fight with superman. the loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life:)
Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. so don't bother..
One nite,while asleep, rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... thats how the log table was invented.