Rajinikanth Jokes

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajinikanth has already been to mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. light moves at the speed of rajinikanth.

Water boils faster when rajinikanth stares at it.

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd, no one fools rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. as a result small pox is now eradicated.

Chuck norris once met rajinikanth. the result - he was reduced to a joke on the internet.

The only man who ever outsmarted rajinikanth was stephen hawking, and he got what he deserved.

Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, rajnikant had 3 ekkas (aaa) but could not win,why?…. . . . . . . . becoz the girl had 3 rajnikants:)

Ram n raavan were fighting suddenly . . . ram:chal bye raavan:kyu dar gaya ram:piche dekh rajnikant aa raha hai:)

Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house. when the boy entered, rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p and today that boy is famous and known as ‘akon’:)

Ek var rajnikante stock market ma rupiya rokya. vicharo shu thayu hashe? . . . biju shu thay gaya paisa ena, rajni hoy ke ena bapa ahiya koinu na chale.