Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai, knolege hai, dimag hai paisa hai, tumhare pas kya hai? . . naresh kanodia: bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Darwaja khola to saap nikla, darwaja khola to saap nikla, acp bola daya ye anna hazare to rajnikanth ka bhi baap nikla.
Unbeatable love of rajinikanth for his gf girlfriend: mera koi picha karta rehta he rajinikanth: ok i'll cut it, girlfriend: hey where is my shadow?
Dhoom 3 john,hirtik nad aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr . . . & . . rajinikanth overtakes them with bicycle and says "beta save fuel... use cycle"
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah are aage kya hua? hona kya tha "rajnikanth"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
Facebook founder mark zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. how ?? . . . coz rajnikanth poked him on facebook.
1ce james bond shoots a prsn & say i m bond, james bond. climax- bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at bond, n’ bond dies d prsn says- i m kant, rajnikant.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards north? because rajnikanth lives in the south and no one can point at him.
English movies dubbed in hindi: hurt locker – ghayal tijori batman- ballebaj she’s the man- bobby darling blood diamond- khooni heera saw- dekha saw2- doabara dekha saw3- phirse dekha saw4- baar baar dekha superman,spiderman,x-men,hulk etc- rajnikanth
Once rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.. . and the rain was cancelled due to the match..!!
Breaking news: rajnikanth purchases two nano cars for . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . skating…!!