1. once rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. once rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
There is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures rajnikant has allowed to live. - outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with rajnikant. - rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
- when rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down. - rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajnikant gave mona lisa that smile. - rajnikant can slam a revolving door. - rajnikant does not get frostbite. rajnikant bites frost. - remember the soviet union? they decided to quit after watching a padayappa on satellite tv
Principal: what do you want to become in future ? student: after studying mbbs, want to join policeforce and get a good job in good software company,and workas a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor. principal: hey whats your name?student rajnikanth
Do u know y their is earthquake in japan frequently. bcoz rajnikant lost his mobile in japan which was on vibration mode.
Thank god kolavari di was sung by rajnikant's son-in-lawif rajni himself would have sungit thenit would have been declared as national anthem!!..;-):-d
Rajnikant on kbc",- amitabhji- rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae... on camputer screen- cn i use life line....?
Rajnikanth apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana. adhe gante bad party me ek ufo utra or alien nikal kr bola plz awaj kam kr lijiye mere bete ka kl exam h.
1 bar chand pe 1 makkhi dikhai di. nasa k officers khus ho gaye- life on moon life on moon baad me pata chala rajnikant patang uda rha tha..!!
Best of rajnikant :- one day rajnikanth purchased a box of sketch pens . . . . . . . . . . . . next day . . . . . . mughal-e-azam was released in colour!!!:)