Rajinikanth Jokes

Where there is a will, there is a way. where there is rajinikanth, there is no other way.

Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. hurricane katrina was the result of a morning jog.

Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.

There is no such thing as global warming. rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

Once a cobra bit rajinikanth' leg. after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "hide n' seek" as no one can hide from rajinikanth.

Aliens do indeed exist. they just know better than to visit a planet that rajinikanth is on.

We live in an expanding universe. all of it is trying to get away from rajinikanth.

Rajnikant likes cycling in air his cycle goes more faster then rocket in the air.

Basketball player to rajnikant: i can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

1 bar narad ji ne kuch aisa dekha k wo behosh ho gaye,, . . . . . takat pane k liye hanumanji rajanikant chalisa padh rahe the..

When i was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, and now they call it. "oxford dictionary" crazy people..! . by: rajnikant..!